*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
Ellen is my spirit animal
are we not going to talk about Selena Gomez
i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted for
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
"There are three things you must ask yourself before you say anything…"
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
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